Immune system: What the hell is that?
Pollen: Oh hey. Sorry. We got a bit lost. The wind kinda bl-
Immune system: OH GOD WE'RE UNDER ATTACK
Pollen: What?!? No! We just got lo-
Immune system: OPEN THE FLOODGATES
Pollen: The what?
Mucus membranes: Sir. All the floodgates?
Immune system: ALL OF THEM.
Pollen: Wait. Wait. You don't... Oh shi-
Me: *Sneezes*
I can literally sleep well tonight because Iron Man 3 was such a great movie
Billie Joe Armstrong solo ‘something from my troubled mind’ - snippet from ‘Brutal Love’.
CAN MY EARS GET PREGNANT FROM THIS?
this is live too
(via s-u-g-a-r-t-0-w-n)
people hate on billie joe armstrong so much but he’s the most genuinely kind rock star on the planet i dont understand how you can hate him also look at his face
CAN YOU JUST
LOOK
AT
THIS
I mean
You’re
so
freaking
adorable.
Like,
just
stop
stop
before
you hurt
somebody.
Gosh.
Look idiots! I just saw this comment at the bottom of this poll:
I love Green Day, my friend love Linkin Park. She said that when Green Day win over Linkin Park, she buy me Green Day’s CD.you heard her!
Green Day have to win this thing, but we also have to get her the CD, let’s vote!
